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Still Rocking Sweet
01:00
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So even tho I hate this beat
My name’s MCB I’m still rocking sweet
Cuz I handle the mike with claws like a bear
And it doesn’t even matter what I wear
They still call me the...
Here is my critique of practical reason
I totally reject that I do not believe in
Now I’m in my bathtub looking for my back scrub
Yeah I’m a fat thug and if you act up
I will emerge from my tub like the Kraken
With nothing to bespeak my modesty but a napkin
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When I’m on the mike I’m always so cool
My name is MCB and I’m the teacher of the school
And the first lesson is how to be awesome
First you have to dress up like a crazy apostle
Like the apostle Paul and then smoke some crack
When you’re finished with that now I’ll move on with the rap
I’m MCB and I’m telling you here
How to start a good posse that is totally weird
First you go out on the street and wave with your arm
And hopefully you will like stop a couple cars
And then you need to ask all the people who stopped
To fill out applications and return to your shop
And when they all return then you’ll teach them these things
How to gyrate and how to dance and sing
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Here I am Rap Destroyer #1
I’m MCB and I’m waving a gun
And I’m totally crazy with a Fleet Farm hat
Now I’m on a saddle riding your cat
Yee haw come on it’s rodeo time
Look at my arm check out how it flies
Come on arm I need you back now
Oh drats Bry help me milk this cow
Now I’m like Wotan my griddle is golden
My pillows are so fat my girdle is broken
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A Story about Baseball
00:53
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Here is a story about baseball
Spaceships came down from space y’all
And first before the new batter could hit
Some aliens came out and threw the pitch
So now I’m all screaming and then I faint
When I woke up the score was 8
Next thing you know there’s a pop fly ball
Then it got stuck when it hit the cloud
Bang now the shortstop bursts on fire
Here comes Muhammad with a pair of pliers
So he fixed the shortstop and won the game
But there was a riot but that’s OK
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I returned home just the other day
And didn’t even know like what to say
Cuz Lisa was there and her mom was too
And I didn’t know what they were trying to do
Then I went and like looked around
But it was no use cuz they were not found
So I got mad then I passed out cold
When some time passed I then awoke
Now I’m at home but I have to leave
But when I look back I almost scream
Cuz Lisa was there and her mom was too
And I didn’t know what they were trying to do
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This is a short song I wrote by hand
Cuz I hate this beat this beat is wack
So I only sample super tough
I’m MCB I’m chewing snuff
I’m on the cut I don my tux
I eat oat bran you eat goat tongue
Now I charge like a credit card
Rolling hard down the boulevard
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My Gat
00:51
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I’m so glad you asked me to rap
I’ll start with five lines about my gat
My gat is enormous it blasts your face
Its bullets are big they’re like bounding bass
My gat really kicks back every time you flip that
Trigger never gets stuck no it don’t get that
Big bizarre cold gat to hold
With a bullet that flows straight out of the hole
This gat really smacks you gives you a whack
Either right in the back or on top of your cap
Gat really powerful shooting from a tower tho
Now I gotta reload... back in an hour bro
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The Grocery Thief
00:55
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When I first came out the grocery store
I could see the man standing there holding a sword
So I dropped both my grocery bags on the grass
And I pull out my cutlass and stood in my stance
Then the man came forth and cold jabbed my chest
And I looked down and saw blood all on my dress
Then I saw five feet from me my leg gushing blood
Then the man grabbed my groceries and got in his truck
As I lay there dying in a bloody heap
That’s when I knew I’d been had by The Grocery Thief
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Bad Santa
01:11
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I’m the Bad Santa throwing a present at your face
And my reindeer are totally pumping the rap bass
I’m breaking your chimney with a hammer
And throwing a heavy present right at your grandma
Driving my sleigh really reckless & knocking down lampposts
Flying down real by the ground too close
Now I’m never even washing my Santa suit
And my black boots are crusty with reindeer poop
Tracking thru your carpet and knocking your tree over
It is a questionable point whether I’m sober
Waking your house up arguing with Mrs. Claus
Calling her the 'B'-word with my smoker’s cough
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I was just sitting cold talking to the wall
Saying things like what’s up and boy you’re tall
Then I said well nice day to sit and relax
Then I said uh huh and then I said ah yeah
Then there was an earthquake and I fell down
And the earth cracked open and split the ground
And a skeleton rose up from out of there
And grabbed me and pulled me by my hair
Down into the earth down under the ground
And then the ground closed up and that was all
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Leprous Man at the Mall
01:05
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Leprous Man walking around the mall
Look at me I have leprosy I’m scaring you all
Putrid white flesh dangling I’m trying to grope you
I’m groping mall walkers I’m reaching to poke you
I’m out at the mall wearing only a shawl
Then I remove my shawl now you’re all appalled
When you’re walking out of Sears now you see me here
Saying unclean unclean trying to grope your rear
Unclean unclean walking in your direction
You huddle your family in the food court section
And you say no Leprous Man don’t sit next to me
But I’m all gross because I have leprosy
Leprous man lurking around at the mall
When you exit from Macy’s I am standing there now
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Here’s a dope freestyle for all you folks
Who are totally skeptical whether I’m so dope
I am totally fresh my name’s MCB
And I’m proving it now because I’m rapping on beat
I’m the gray haired ball juggler fuzzy wall hugger
Therefore proving conclusively I’m your mother
Now I’m at a coffee shop looking for a hockey puck
When I found a bolt lock connected to a black truck
Next thing you know my wig fell off
Then I vomited blood until I went into shock
MCB rock the beat
MCB your style is sweet
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Fighting Warlock Zorg
01:38
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I was riding my horse upon the rolling hills
When all the sudden a wind came and gave me a chill
So I pulled back the reins and I drew my sword
Next thing you know I’m speaking to the Warlock Zorg
Now the Warlock Zorg is like the Spirit of Nature
But his powers are various and suspiciously greater
There was a light surrounding him with a vision of demons
Then my horse got scared my horse’s name is Stephen
So I said hey Stephen it’s OK don’t worry
But then my vision got blurry because I was in a hurry
And I hadn’t eaten before I left my house
That is probably Warlock Zorg’s plan no doubt
To take me by surprise, but I’m far too wise
So I utilized my alchemy power to make fries
And a hamburger from some rocks I found
But then Warlock Zorg comes down and swoops down
And takes my food, changes my food back to mud
By this time I was real mad and ready for blood
So I told Stephen to go over and graze in the grass
Yo Stephen I got a job to finish I’ll be fast
Don’t worry there’s a little spot of grass over there
That you can eat while I go beat this wizard of air
Now Warlock Zorg puts his hand up high
And lightning bolts flash from his fingers five
But I used my mind power of python yoga
To achieve Buddha consciousness and form a Toyota
From the surrounding herbage, so I hit him I’m swerving
Now I drive back over him and my tires are burning
Then the whole scene collapsed in an illusion of matter
So I unhooked Stephen and mounted him with a ladder
Then we rode to the sunset our job is done
Who the heck says fighting Nature Sprits ain’t fun
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