MCB the shaman Eating potatoes and steak on Ramadan I am a gigantic horse cuz that is my animal force Actually I’m just a bore So watch out while I rock the mike Cuz just like Nike I’m top flight I have good style to breakdance too Plus I flow like streams of puke MCB with two feet MCB with two hands MCB with one head MCB with dope raps Now I’m back like the zodiac Spinning a record and flowing wack With a computer on my wrist I give birth like a uterus Awesome cooking that roadkill possum Now I’m bleeding cuz I flossed ‘em Like a wild man doing my hair like Medusa Sucking on a lollipalooza Getting scolded by Master Yoda For leaving my Uzi upon the sofa I drop so low the bass is toxic H - E - double hockey chopsticks Yeah watch out move your head My eyes are shooting beams of red Now I’m back with a can of Alpo Making decoys of Gwyneth Paltrow Surfing crazy riding the waves amazing Waking as a lady Failing to merge within the godhead Mystically merging with my dog then MCB with two feet MCB with two hands MCB with one head MCB with dope raps Petting my pony softly Now I’m bleeding because I’m flossing Mixing fiberglass with my coffee I exist therefore I’m shopping Pump the dope beat my name’s Disco B Cuz I have brainwaves that you can see I have two wings that flap around And they can lift me up off the ground I smell awful my hair’s a mess But I just passed my citizen test Now my weapon of choice is grass Filling my garbage bag up fat Now you’re awestruck I brought raw duck and sawdust to the potluck MCB with a suit that’s red Palming the Cloud God’s balding head Now I’m squinting and concentrating And next thing you know yeah now it’s raining Screaming spreading clutching my shins Giving birth to massive wind MCB the scarecrow Shooting an arrow at your stereo I’m carrying myself in a pail Chewing violently on my tail Looking calm with bloodshot eyes Lightning flashes when I die MCB with two feet MCB with two hands MCB with one head MCB with dope raps

Writing my rap on papyrus I am Osiris and my DJ is Isis I have two arms extending long And they grip the mike when I sing this song I’m hardcore dropping the ill beat Plus I’m invincible no one can kill me I’m always rapping to the crowd and acting cool Till my parents come and put me in my room Cuz I’m the primordial swamp monster Serpentine legs with the head of a lobster Shooting a great bolt of fire straight out of my forehead Unleashing hordes of Mormons from the corn shed So what you think about that When I’m on the track better buckle your hat Cuz when I rap my words come out in windy gusts That’ll blow your hat straight off your nut And in this case I use 'nut' for 'noggin' I drowned and died while apple bobbin’ MCB the physicist Paying you a visit like an alien hypnotist Wearing a blue smock Smoking a peace pipe with Tupac With the peace pipe filled with tube rock Yeah now I’m back eating a snack I’m MCB with two hands I’m dope on the beat like electric heat Making tweeters woof while woofers tweet Oh boy mom let me buy MCB’s new tape It only costs $19.98 All the beats are funky and the raps are great I cannot escape it is surely my fate MCB is super rocking every time I can’t even get his raps out of my mind When he writes words and he makes them all rhyme I turn into a zombie and I start to go blind Yeah I’m MCB And I’m wearing a plastic gym suit that was free From Goodwill So ask yourself: Am I really still good still Or am I just dumb ill MCB you are not dumb ill You are super good cooling like ice that’s chill So we elevate you over all our ilk In a place of prominence on our hill Thank you, thank you, thank you so much Yeah truly thank you, I love you such Cuz now I know that I’m the rapping king Cuz you placed me up here upon this thing MCB the mountaineer Who is wearing the hollowed-out head of a deer With an ivory scepter that’s long and straight That vibrates and shoots out voodoo rays Oh now I’m back now rocking the mike And I salt my red meat with scary spice Cuz I’m all poshed out with a suit that clashes Plus I’m a laxative taking an actress Watch out now it’s all hot out When I’m on the mike then the place gets shot out Cuz I always use the rival gang’s shorthand signals But I pack my pistol with healing crystals Now I’m like Metatron flying an iron horse Look at my red eyes shooting out fire more I put my groceries in plastic bagging Cuz that gives my dragon something to play with Now I’m in the sky with giant size With my leg span reaching tremendous wide With one foot touching the Arctic Sea And another on Brooklyn keeping the beat Greatest cause for the greatest number Utilitarians chopping lumber Greatest number for the greatest cause Utilitarians chopping logs

Disco B super dope Hanging low upon a rope Shooting it into the goal Who is on the microphone Disco B super dope Hanging low upon a rope Shooting it into the goal Who is on the microphone Awesome in the place, rapping to the low bass Cooling at the boat race, putting on my crow face Dope Disco B shooting out a missile beam All the girls are missing me, slow it down a little G Disco B is in the underworld And I’m walking thru cavernous darkness And now a rowboat glides up and out comes a girl But on top of her neck is a shark head So she clutches my gold crown And snatches my jewelry And strips all my royal robes And she leaves me standing while she goes away With all my stuff in the back of her boat Garbage trucks they are dangerous things They drive around your block cold picking up things They always get your garbage every time in your hood So if you like the garbage trucks then you should be good And say hi to the driver when he’s driving by And he will be happy and probably give you five Cuz garbage truck drivers always drive around the block And they always put your garbage in the very same spot Garbage truck driving all around the block Picking up the garbage blocks Coming to another stop Driving up and down the street Heaving everything he meets Throwing it into his truck Hoping that he don’t get stuck Even in the rain or shine Garbage truck like always drive Coming out and picking up Lots of trash into his truck Going all around your block Driving to the garbage lot Everyone is saying hi At the garbage truck that’s driving by See you garbage man Go and drive to another land Go and pick another can Put it in your truck and Honk your horn at all the folks Making both your tires smoke You are always right on time Putting my garbage in line

I’ll tell you one thing that makes me mad When I was chilling out at my pad And I’m chilling on the couch with a bag of Lifesavers Leftover Halloween candy from my neighbors Now I’m putting my hand into the bag To eat a Lifesaver yum hooray So all the Lifesavers have individual wrapping So you can’t see inside for what’s happ’ing Now before I continue I need to tell you a fact A peculiar fact about myself in fact See I really only when I’m eating Lifesavers Only really only like some of the flavors But the flavors I really hate the most Are green and orange ones I hate those Now back to the story at hand When I reach in the bag oh man I grab a package and open it up And here are some orange and green ones yuck So I open like fifteen more But they all are all like green or orange

Every night I unscrew the top of my skull And I take my brain out and place it into a bowl Now you see the bowl appears to be filled with water But the bowl is actually filled with vodka MCB now I’m on the run Cuz the law doesn’t like me cuz they’re no fun Cuz I rap on the mike with rapping skill Tumbling down like Jack and Jill When I fall off stage and hit the floor And someone shoves a knife in my gourd I am the rapping MCB Yes the hand clapping MCB Yes the breakdancing MCB Smoking my plastic fake plant leaf Watch out I am a zombie And the mummy is my mommy Now I’m in the kitchen passed out upon the floor Cuz somebody fed me too much pork Now I’m having a peculiar dream I was shooting my tractor beam When all of a sudden a spaceship came And parked next to me and did the same Now I’m on an island reading a book Robot Man vs. Captain Hook Every night I unscrew the top of my skull And I take my brain out and place it into a bowl Now you see the bowl appears to be filled with water But the bowl is actually filled with vodka