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So anyway I use the Dial Soap
Antibacterial awesome, bro
It is colored translucent orange
But don’t dare eat it though it’s not like corn
Now I pump my soap dispenser
But nothing globs onto my member
So I conclude that the bottle’s empty
Now I’m at Walmart making my entry
I find the section that sells the soap
Antibacterial awesome, bro
I find the Dial Soap on the shelf
And the price is four twelve
Oh my goodness I start to holler
But then I see a sign for three dollars
It is the Walmart brand of soap
Sitting next to the Dial Soap
And it’s cheaper because it’s generic brand
And it’s not orange, it’s tan
So I finally make my decision
And buy the generic brand and end my mission
[chorus x 2:]
Soap
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MCB We Love You, G
02:16
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I’m so happy that I am rapping
Rapping is fun it’s very challenging
I am MCB the rapper
Driving around inside my tractor
With the dope skill super dope rap style
When I rap it’s like vomiting black bile
Cuz all the words come out all syrupy
But then I get up and rap more cheerily
And now my rap is dope full of hope
And really long like rope
When I lasso you with my rap song
You’ll probably never believe it’s that long
Cuz I never do stop
I always go till I reach the top
And then I stop and look back at what I did
And now I’m even more famous than Euclid
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To My Ex-Girlfriend
01:52
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Hip hop and you don’t stop
I’m like casting off at the boat launch
With a mummy chug rapping on the boat prow
With a butcher knife chopping that mullet cow
I’m back on the track with a rap that’s wack
MCB with tan slacks
I’m here to show how rap is done
First you need to go pack a gun
Now just throw on a beat that’s funky
Then all you do is count your money
MCB the mammoth
Causing a famine eating everyone’s sandwich
Now I’m back with two hands to clap
Legs that walk fast while my mouth raps
Throwing candy out to the crowd
Floating around in my bloody blouse
To my ex-girlfriend from me MCB
I still love thee
This is a rap I wrote straight for you
To remind you how much I still love you
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Brace Yourself
04:30
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Everybody brace yourself for another funky rap
Cuz look who opened the door MCB is back
MCB, go, go!
You are awesome I like the way you flow
And plus you are very romantic
I must mention your boots are gigantic
They have thick tread plus they’re black
And the soles are waterproof Aqua Man
MCB wears boots and you better believe me
I saw him with my 3-D
Goggles hanging out at the park where
Playing my make-believe after dark when
Suddenly oh no help me please
Giant knees of MCB
Down attached down further still
The super large super ill
Massive large black boots
Smoking and tripping is all you do
MCB my name is Bryan
I can’t help you my boots are giant
Everybody brace yourself for another funky rap
Cuz look who opened the door MCB is back
Watch out my hair grows down to my ankles
And I executively produced the Bangles
But they never paid me so now I’m here
With a chain connecting my nose to my ear
Did you ever notice this one thing though
Britney Spears always copies my clothes
It’s not a coincidence it’s totally obvious
She even copies my totally throbbing chest
And crooning vocals look at the locals
They are carving my face in totem poles out of focus
Now I cold set my watch to the right time
Cuz it was one full hour behind
Now I gotta go dang that was fast
Now I’m late for my ballet class
Everybody brace yourself for another funky rap
Cuz look who opened the door MCB is back
Oh boy another funky beat
I’m MCB and this is quite a treat
To be rapping for you so here I go
MCB with a tight new flow
I’m surfing like crazy riding the waves, G
Now I’m on the beach and I’m talking to ladies
Hi ladies I’m MCB
Do you hear me rapping this funky beat
Oh MCB we sure do we heard you
And plus your shirt’s blue
Oh do you like my shirt because it’s blue now, ladies
Yes we do it cold drives us crazy
Oh now I’m happy cuz before I came
I was thinking this blue shirt was totally lame
Oh no MCB that shirt is cool
Precisely because that shirt is blue
And it really looks fair with your real long hair
That is down to your ankles way down there
Thanks for the compliment, ladies
Now I must leave and ride the waves, G
Cuz you know that I’m surfing crazy
Bye MCB we love you, baby
Everybody brace yourself for another funky rap
Cuz look who opened the door MCB is back
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Rock Hard / In
01:38
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Once when I woke up inside of a pond
I was noticing both of my arms were gone
Then when I scraped off the blood and soot
I had noticed a bear trap was on my foot
So I chewed my leg off and then I left
When I came to some quicksand up to my neck
But I have no arms so my means of escape
Are considerably diminished wouldn’t you say
Just then I feel a tug on my hair
And suddenly I’m pulled up out of there
And here is my trusty horse pulling me out
My trusty horse saved me with his snout
Now I’m kissing and thanking him and spitting out sand
And I’m trying to pet him but I have no hands
MCB rock hard
MCB in
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On the Mike MCB
03:53
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One time I almost destroyed a rollercoaster
By constantly ramming its foundation with a stroller
Hello y’all my name’s MCB
I’m the one in the forest with enormous feet
Now I’m chilling with the yogis playing some soccer
I don’t drink wine cuz wine is a mocker
I’m a heroin guy cuz heroin rules
All the girls are talking to me and thinking I’m cool
Cuz I’m eating a baloney and heroin sandwich
Everything I say sounds suspiciously Spanish
So I’ll stop now OK I can’t
I’m addicted to rap because I’m totally wack
One time there was a mouse who looked like Martin Buber
But I hooked it up into my supercomputer
So now I’m out surfing the waves with roller skates
And then a seagull came pecking my pate
Brooklyn home of the thieves and the knaves
I’m MCB with a laser ray
When I crawl from the soil and grip my tombstone
You will then know I’m ready to groove slow
Mmm pump the beat like that
Alien spaceship stole my cat
Now I’ll tell you a story here
That is twice as awesome and twice as weird
Once I was in the army
Then I heard a sound that was total alarming
So I ran all around flailing my arms
Then I noticed I’m on a farm
So when I tried to milk the cow
It cold stands up and kicks me, pow
That was no cow, that was my boss
Now I’m using some dental floss
And bleeding so bad I die of cancer
MCB with massive antlers
On the mike MCB
Voodoo doctor the caveman petting an octopus with my hair uncombed
Now I think someone’s trying to call me
Hello hello? Hi I’m your dolly
OK I’ll meet you on the corner of Skiff
Where it intersects Schermerhorn south of Cliff
Somebody cut all my dreadlocks off
Dang Bry these are some red hot socks
Although it looks like a bathing trough
It’s really a urinal oh my gosh
Check out a style that’s dope for you
When I stick out my tongue while poking you
I’m action man driving my action van
Waving an action fan
Putting some action sand in my action pan
That is my action plan to action stand in action land
On the mike MCB
Voodoo doctor the caveman petting an octopus with my hair uncombed
Animating bass rotating cheese grating
MCB three times a lady
Back with a purple mike and google eyes
Plaid colored book bag and super-size fries
Fun F-U-N that spells awesome
Back with my class action paroxetine lawsuit
On the cut what
Driving my action truck covered in action smut
And everybody knows that my hair is permed
Cuz otherwise how could it breed such worms
Yeah good rapper blacker than dark matter
Putting cream on crackers
Alright now let me ask a question to everybody on the left
Do you all wanna party? And now everyone says yes
Alright now let me ask a question to everybody on the right
Do you all wanna party? But they shoot me and now I die
On the mike MCB
Voodoo doctor the caveman petting an octopus with my hair uncombed
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Here I am the man
With the hands that come grabbing at
I got hands that really grab
I have seventeen vials of crack
When I rap I like rapping slow
There I told you so now you know
Now I’m out here in knee-deep snow
Wearing a mask but no clothes
I hate music so I make rap
I have seventeen vials of crack
I got hands that really grab
Try to avoid them if you can
You can’t avoid them they keep grabbing
Now I’m acting really sassy
Wearing strange elastic masking
Coming towards you and I’m clasping
Who’s that man with the grabbing hands
Now that I got you in my grip
Here let me show you something quick
Come here closer listen to this
I am pregnant with someone’s fish
Now I chain you upon the wall
Then I start to breathe hard and loud
Now you hear a squishy sound
Now there’s a fish head sticking out
Who’s that man with the grabbing hands
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MCB above the law
Holding the microphone in my paw
Combing my bald spot gargling suds
Filling my gumball machine with drugs
OK I think I’ve told you enough
My retainer case looks like a hockey puck
And this isn’t even my real face
My real face is a plastic bag
Who is fresh now I’m asking y’all
I could rhyme with doll I could rhyme with mall
I could stop this tape right here if I need to
C3PO R2D2
Who is dope now I’m telling you
I could rhyme with blue I could rhyme with shoe
I could stop this tape right here if I want
Arthur Schopenhauer Immanuel Kant
I joined Sasquatch to watch for snatch
But I found too much and had to put some back
I’m MCB totally neat
And every single night I need a new bed sheet
I built a gigantic robot camel
That I had to dismantle cuz it ate my sandal
Don’t stop now do not stop
Yeah MCB is reaching the top
And if you try to stop him you’ll get hurt
Cuz he’s going so fast he will rip your shirt
Who is fresh now I’m asking y’all
I could rhyme with doll I could rhyme with mall
I could stop this tape right here if I need to
C3PO R2D2
Who is dope now I’m telling you
I could rhyme with blue I could rhyme with shoe
I could stop this tape right here if I want
Arthur Schopenhauer Immanuel Kant
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MCB the Dane
02:15
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What’s my name I’m telling you plain
My name is MCB the Dane
Yeah you heard right I’m the king of Denmark
I’m out joyriding Kierkegaard’s car
Oh no MCB you’re insane
How you dare claim you’re the Dane
What who dares claim I’ll have them slain
I’m circling the city with a siege by train
MCB although it pains us greatly
We have to arrest you for acting so crazy
You can’t arrest me and here’s the reason
I’m MCB the Dane and that’s treason
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