Bryan Digital

by MCB

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1.	Hello I'm Back 00:51	lyrics
Hello I’m back and I’m dead as well I’m wearing a bed sheet ringing your bell Holding a gun and having some fun Eating a bun and vomiting pus Damn I’m happy to be alive This beat is going to make me cry I’m so happy to be your friend Come on and let’s go steal a Benz Now I’m waving my maxi pad This is my mom and here’s my dad Thank you so much for your support Fuck I think I just wet my shorts
2.	Now I'm Back Rapping 00:49	lyrics
Goodie goodie gumdrops now I’m back rapping My name is Bryan Sanitary Napkin Live at the airport waving guns Thank God this tape’s almost done I like rap rap rap Vampire bat bat bat Feet on the dash dash dash Driving a speedboat on the grass I like to touch things with my fingers I am the beat machine and the singer And I’m also the ghetto cop Telling myself I have to stop
3.	I'm Back On the Mike 00:51	lyrics
Now I’m back y’all on the mike And I’m ready to kick something funky tonight I’m blasting bass out from out of my trunk And I’m high on crack and I’m black and young And I’m sporting Air Jordan high top shoes I like to drink malt liquor brew Slam one down yeah now slam two Pour some out now for Motley Crue I have a french braid afro baldy Sporting a Speedo over my Spaldings I am as high as a fucking kite Electrocuting you with a Lite-Brite Toy I stole
4.	More Fun Song Four 00:47	lyrics
God damn oh yeah more fun song four I am a hard huffing Scotchgard whore Gimme some Scotchgard I need to huff I’ll blow your nuts down like the wolf Thank you for viewing my TV special Horny Hansel and Ghetto Gretel God damn song four Scotch huffing gard whore Now I will tell you some Indian lore Once this Indian killed my family And tried to kill me but I ran off But then he found me and then unmanned me Which means he chopped my manhood off
5.	A Song About Disney World 00:41	lyrics
Here is a song about Disney World Boy it’s fun to look at girls I stuff dinner plates down my shorts Cuz my favorite food is fetal pork Yeah back to the topic at hand Disney City-State Disney Land Strapping young children into chairs Welcome to Slave Mart labor fair
6.	Wicked Track 00:46	lyrics
Now I’m back on a wicked track Holy shit this track is bad God damn this track really slams Mother fuck this shit is fast I’m the rap master funky beat slammer Goody gum rapper awesome ice hammer I like to make songs on my computer Hip hop soul techno Roto-Rooter I charge five dollars for a beat And three point fifty for extra meat I’m dazzling wearing my sparkling dress With a tasteful hole cut to show my breast I am Bryan the accountant And you are the one I’m mounting
7.	Everybody Cheer 00:47	lyrics
Everybody cheer if you want free beer OK here here here here here There now fuck now I’m totally out Now guns are shooting and the lights are out And the ghetto mob and street gangs are looting And grandmother is upstairs puking Plus somebody shot my dad I use my VCR to tape MASH Now I drive a black helicopter That is shaped like a swordfish lobster Giant octopus plastic monster Mormon people are fucking awesome
8.	Stuff to Say 00:57	lyrics
Now I’m back with some stuff to say Like stingray praying piss manta ray And rappity rap I deliver the mail And don’t ask me why I’m not in jail I’m wearing a skin diver shirt for Christmas I have jolly Saint Nicholas titties I huff Scotchgard and sniff the glue My favorite age is one or two I like to go into crowded stores Whenever I’m stiff as a plasterboard Oh you got an Xbox 2 Then I murder you for your shoes
9.	The Fire's Starting 00:49	lyrics
I played sin for the Soda Gophers Until I poked up my coach with pokers I like warm beer to bathe within Rosa Parks is my evil twin I like to fly over people’s houses And shoot my fuck beam to rape their spouses Bryan come down the fire’s starting I gave birth cuz my wife’s retarded Now I’m back with an African flytrap That’ll teach y’all to hump my plant I’m so pissed I can’t continue Ancient Egypt had Super Nintendo
10.	Rap the Beat 00:48	lyrics
Fucking god damn finally now It’s yes bitch song ten shut your mouth I’m almost done one rap to go So I am a glue sniffing Schotchgard ho I’m planning a murder and botching it bad Accidentally castrating your cat And playing with G.I. Joes in public Don’t lip lock that, that’s the fuck stick MCB rap the beat C’mon song ten trick or treat Oh what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh and die

about

This rap demo was made to be purposely boring.

I played the drums with my fingers, at the same time that I recorded all my raps. I did this so that the beat would sound off-beat.

I also made the album to be purposely offensive.