I’m so hot when I rock I wear two socks and a halter top I drink soda but call it pop I put ice cubes never rocks Bolling Air Force Base Little League Cardinals Cherry Point Marine Corps Air Station Devil Dogs MCB I’m like Batman Cuz I have wings that flap and a yellow black hat band Cuz I like to rap real hard That’s why they call me The Hard Bard MCB with pink hair Now I’m on the mike like a raging bear I’m so crazy I’ll rap With lazy rhyme schemes maybe and perhaps Now I’m in freak mode wearing my propeller hat Filling up your belfry with cellar bats Feeding my hellcat ambrosia swimming with Sonia But then Sonia died because she caught pneumonia I am the soul-body concoction of dirt But you are the divine spark snobby jerk I’m fancy MCB the lassie I always curtsy when I’m thru dancing Now I’m like rummaging around your trash Cuz I heard you be throwing out awesome crap But a giant space monster robot from Mars Came and pummeled me hard now I’m behind bars Bolling Air Force Base Little League Cardinals Cherry Point Marine Corps Air Station Devil Dogs MCB the pregnant earth goddess Buy my product and I’ll remain modest

I like to wear the fishnet nylons Right on MCB fight on with your fishnet nylons Thank you finally my fans support me You can’t abort me I’m not even born yet Blowing my horn fresh Now it is harvest time I’m dying a corn death Only to be reborn as a fish But I broke my neck falling into my niche Now I’m undead Fish Man red eyes unclosable Throwing my camera at you cuz it’s disposable I don’t even know what you thought I would say I’m a lot like Snoop but I’m more like Dre MCB rock the mike Round them all up and expedite Live life fully each day thru Believe in health, believe in you MCB in the garden of evil Petting the trees nice and eating the people Flying around on a cherub Throwing a bomb grenade straight at your marriage I have blue hair shaved in the shape of a coxcomb Spiking it up and cold poking your box fro My name’s Bryan I’m selling you vacuums You better buy one or I will attack you Now I’m on the top of the mountain of evil Eating the trees nice and petting the people Total disaster mayhem strike them slay them Eating my Golden Grahams I’m the teen werewolf and he is my girlfriend Rolling down the block in my Caddie / Jeep / Celestial Whirlwind MCB rocking sweet Cutting the cut board with my teeth I am MCB I’m on the beat and I’m ready to speak I haven’t speaked in weeks Spin ‘em around and watch them fall It’s dreidels y’all yeah dreidels y’all My name is MCB you know me All my shows are free because they’re only three Minutes long, cuz I perform three songs Always going way far when the way is wrong Now my hair is dyed orange I’m dying of mold My estranged daughter she is like 60 years old But I’m only 23 so I make this statement They should really lower my child support payments I have no hair, that’s better than yo hair Cool it now MCB don’t even go there I’m a hypnotist hypnotizing people to get into this I’m St. Nicholas homiciding vehiculous Tricky B stargazing coming out car parking Joyriding your house and going up stargazing Now I’m rapping to the hip hop ghetto But I’m making a mistake putting in heavy metal On the DAT machine. Now I get pelted with tomatoes Cuz nobody liked my new song about dreidels Now I’m at my house and I’m grounded to my room With nothing else to do but practice my bassoon So I kill myself in seven different ways Cuz I’m allowed to do that cuz this is my tape

I have sharp fangs that grow for miles And a four-track with fourteen thousand dials Now I’m north-by-northwest my mouth is foaming Gimme the keys mom I wanna go boating I have an orange peel the shape of a horse And I’m totally in love with the bearded Gore I’m convinced that Texas is a Mexican brothel And plus I’m apostle but nobody wants those I go dash thru the snow with Prancer Until Prancer caught antler cancer And I got lanced by the Hanson trio Next year I turn the great big 3-0 [Super cool thread spool] I’m so old I think Cher is cute Wait that’s not Cher that’s the 2 Live Crew Oh now I’m on a snow blower plowing your garden Calling my dolly back and begging her pardon When she denies that, I enter a dither Hey that was no dolly that was Theodore Wizard My name is Butter Bryan I like to eat butter I live in an igloo the shape of an udder That is squirting out ice milk and making you cry Although there is no reason to cry over milk ice Now I’m dressing like a peacock listening to bebop Finding a street rock and giving it sweet talk Look at your nice curves you lovely rock Now I’m being attacked help it’s pelting stop Now I’m stoned and helpless and my bones are pelted And plus I’m so lonely cuz my snow cone melted [Thread spool, thread spool, super cool thread spool] Thread spool totally dead cool I’m at med school using this red tool To spool my thread spool that spools out thread for miles Don’t give me a ticket for kicking my two styles Dang this thread spool helps this red tool Spool thread over my head real smooth Lurking around med school With this thread draped over my head Playing it dead playing it cool Pulling all the girls Shannon Krystal and Cheri Who wants to touch this thread spool I married Everyone’s staring med school is going crazy I’m totally lazy having only one baby Lacing my baby with thread Tracing a path back thru the avalanche now my baby is dead Did I say avalanche oh I meant labyrinth I have a thread spool that makes me invincible Critically beating myself turning me black and blue You are just Mister Who I went to med school Now I am Doctor Who Kicking my soccer spool Threading and mocking you Even threatening blocking you Shannon and Cheri plus Krystal stole my toga I drive a battery powered plastic Toyota With a batter ram substituting Spam for humans Equal opportunity looting Asking who’s the best Doing it real good like Brutus says I’m on a one man mission to save Budapest My name’s Love & Respect I’m your lawyer I’m also a cosmic bad person destroyer And now you’re destroyed and your checks are void Your name’s Timbaland my name’s Voit I’m from Detroit my rap is cool That brought me back to thread spool fool Now I’m spooling out everywhere Thread sewing ghetto ware I wear ghetto ware thread from med school I’m from Kansas whipping up avalanches Building a labyrinth inside of Atlantis Put down the stillborn Minotaur, Captain Wet Nurse Winding in reverse with Reebok fever

Brown rice We got the brown rice You want the brown rice I got the brown rice Brown rice it’s good to eat I’ll tell you once it’s a tasty treat High fiber very good tasting I would say it’s tasting better than pastries I like the rice cuz the rice is white But then even the brown type of rice is hype When I’m on the street and I need to eat I be moving my feet to the brown whole wheat Meaning the brown rice that’s what I meant to say My name’s MCB I’m not MCA And I’m back on the track with a paper bag sack And I’m twice as wack with the rice that’s black Pump the mike with words about rice And I like to bite the brown or white type But I gotta let my rice cool off Cuz I made my rice way too hot Brown rice We got the brown rice You want the brown rice I got the brown rice Drinking cups We got the drinking cups You want the drinking cups Here’s a drinking cup I like to drink out of cups a lot Because cups are cool yeah cups are hot They’re great for storing some liquid in And if you got a pen you can stick it in Cuz I use my cup to hold my pens But if you do that be careful then Cuz you may want to take a drink sometime And next thing you know then you will die Cuz you got a pen lodged in your throat I use my cup to scoop the moat I use my cup to drink some suds We use our cup to shovel mud I sail the seas in a giant cup And went down under and came back up I bought my cup at a retail store Probe all you want I won’t tell you more I paid two bucks for this cool cup And these two cups cost like four bucks Drinking cups We got the drinking cups You want the drinking cups I got the drinking cups

Look at me the awesome rapper Awesome rapping really cool Listen to my awesome raps And watch the awesome things I do I’m the awesome funky rapper Funky dancing to the beat I have really awesome hair And super funky awesome teeth I’m so awesome look at me Spreading awesomeness around Sprinkling some awesome powder On my awesome funky sound Now I’m dancing up and down I’m awesome in my dancing shoes Dancing really funky super awesome Till I fall and bruise Here is a good style to listen to I’m MCB I’m as tight as a shoe When I roll down the river inside my canoe I am sporting a crew cut but lacking a crew I’m the ghetto rap dragon the rap destroyer Rolling thru the hood with fourteen lawyers Going to a Chinese restaurant and fasting Up on the table is my boombox blasting Why do you only sell Chinese food How come no fries or burgers too Look at me the awesome rapper Awesome rapping really cool Listen to my awesome raps And watch the awesome things I do I’m the awesome funky rapper Funky dancing to the beat I have really awesome hair And super funky awesome teeth I’m so awesome look at me Spreading awesomeness around Sprinkling some awesome powder On my awesome funky sound Now I’m dancing up and down I’m awesome in my dancing shoes Dancing really super funky awesome Till I fall and bruise

I make rap that’s as big as the sun Plus I’m always putting processed meat between buns And my hair is pink and my eyes are yellow My sword is made of jelly that wiggles like Jell-O Now MCB now you’ve gone too far Cuz we caught you doing that in your car Cuz you shouldn’t do that but now you’re busted I’m MCB and I’m dripping with mustard I’m crawling thru my window like Dukes of Hazzard Cuz I’m working for Hazmat but that doesn’t matter Cuz nothing really matters even working for Hazmat I’m rapping mad on the track with a bad hat MCB you rap so good We are so glad that you’re in our hood And we are happy you rap for us You have a rap style we can trust We love your trustworthy rap style much Cuz just like a truck it revs and bucks Yes I’m happy that I rap like this Cuz it’s truly unthinkable for me to ever quit What could I really do if I retired from rap Probably stand on the corner selling buckets of crack Oh MCB no don’t do that Don’t stand on the corner selling buckets of crack Just keep saying raps that slam the track You’re awesome cool rad totally wack Why did I come to your choir concert waving a gun Oh I think I remember yes because it was fun Plus I hate all singers and I only like rap Plus I’m a true gangsta like Lil’ Dap