MCB is the Soul Machine

by MCB

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1.	Untitled (Rapping on the mike hardcore) 01:02	lyrics
Rapping on the mike hardcore Never on the mike never am I a bore When I’m on the mike with a flaming torch With the same hot shorts I’m the same dork And I’m back on the rhythm I give ‘em a whippin’ I’m the MCB I’m as small as a kitten But I’m totally mean big teeth and claws Perpendicular cutting you with a circular saw Rapping bashing thru the wall saying oh my gol Better move out y’all or I’ll wail and howl So I spin you around up over my head Like a windmill does when it’s windy as heck
2.	Back to Stay 01:16	lyrics
MCB now I’m back to stay Rapping all awesome every which way I’m dope holding the mike like a gangster Always onstage with my tight black Wranglers Ah yeah you know it baby MCB you drive me crazy With the super cool way you sing I’m like a diamond ring bling bling I like to rap hardcore and loud I like to dive into the crowd And do a stage dive and go crowd surfing Look at the way my body’s curving I look just like a sexy lady Wearing my dress that drives you crazy MCB is that him yes He’s the one with the really sexy dress
3.	Always the Same 01:04	lyrics
Rock hard MCB the Dane No I never do change I’m always the same I always have real cool raps to say Like go ahead punk and make my day I’m Bryan Eastwood shooting Fleetwood Mac Right in the back with my gat Did I mention my gat is enormous I have fly ladies sing my chorus I go fishing in my spaceman suit Standing around with nothing to do I rock hard like a KO punch And I’m serving you half cooked day old lunch I’m awesome totally rapping crazy This is the reason my label pays me I get paid big buckets of cash Cuz I make smash hits when I rap
4.	Hard and Cool 01:08	lyrics
MCB the disaster maniac Causing explosions cuz I am a brainiac I’m really rapping all hard and cool I rap hard like a shooting shotgun Selling my hotcakes selling like hot buns I’m like the very best rapper ever Cuz all my lines are super clever We make the raps that are cool to hear And if you object you’re a fool or queer Or even something worse that I can’t say I have a five pound manta ray
5.	Rock this Beat 01:09	lyrics
When I rap on the stage like a manta ray When I rock on the beat like a laser ray I’m MCB the king of this rap Better buckle your cap or lock down your hat Cuz I walk down the block with a stride that’s wide I don’t like to be beat that’s why I cried Now I’m back cuz I’m a brainiac With a chain on a bat swinging it around like that I’m crazy I’m loopy Totally spooky looking like a star in a movie Like Lassie and my coat is trashy I’m digging in the garbage and looking for ash heaps Now I’m driving to the bank in my army tank Cuz I kidnapped Hardware Hank Rapping cooling on the block like a mannequin Playing the mandolin and then vanishing I’m like a gigantic rapping head Coming out of a volcano dripping red
6.	Untitled (Big Bass Boy) 00:41	lyrics
Big Bass Boy aka MCB Big bass speakers that woof thee I have big woofers woofing hard And that’s why I stuck one in your yard MCB the criminal Eating a minimal amount of Benadryl Scoping the fly ladies yeah the dames Saying every rap that I say the same MCB the dope rapper monkey lip smacker Robot coon trapper funky spoon tapper
7.	Untitled (Yeah here I am I'm the man) 00:47	lyrics
Yeah here I am I’m the man The one with a dark tan so dark looking like a black man MCB the weight watcher Watching your weight for you am I a beta blocker I don’t know what that is but I am that too I’m shredding your raps like Big League Chew Cuz I hate your raps they are dumb My name’s Bryan I’m from the slum I’m a dirty low down vagabond nomad Letting my monad rape your monad Saying good monad and come back here Then I’m feeding my monad with cans of beer Cuz I’m MCB and my hair is blond Straddling a rocket with a baton I’m the cold war cheerleader rah rah Putting my pompoms inside my bra
8.	Untitled (Good Rapping Boy) 01:08	lyrics
Here I am the good rapping boy Eating beef molds that look like soy I have a name and my name’s Bryan Don’t even touch me or I’ll start cryin’ I like to pick up giant rocks And whip them across whole city blocks Cuz I’m in touch with my feminine side Making a snow cone with venom inside I like to rap like really fresh And hold the mike all close to my chest And breathe into it and hiss and growl And wipe myself all on your towel Next thing you know this song is platinum You hold ‘em down Bry I’ll bat ‘em Now we’re beating this guy all up Cuz we’re both cops and we’re both drunk
9.	Knock You Flat 01:08	lyrics
MCB now I’ll knock you flat My name is Bry and I have a hat And on my hat it says Super Cool I drink Blatz, he drinks O’Doul’s Look at my car and how it rides Only cool people fit inside I rap hardcore and rock the house While making house music with No Doubt Cuz they need to venture out into house Cuz all that ska is puking me out MCB the rap Mack 10 And I’m yanking your backpack off your head And I’m sifting thru all your backpack raps And I’m stealing the good ones and leaving the bad
10.	Back Onstage 01:16	lyrics
MCB now I’m back onstage Watch me now while I turn the page To the funky rap that I wrote for this Come on and aim your scope to this Don’t stop dancin’ keep on dancin’ I look like the short guy from Hanson OK back to the hardcore rap Yeah the good rap that trips the trap I live-trap emcees in boxes Setting their tails on fire like foxes I like to go to the ocean blue And use my coffin for a canoe MCB the dope rapper sleazy beat maker Greasy meat scraper With a haircut that looks like a bowl cut Eating my no-carb chicken donuts