Paul Album 1 (Golf)

by MCB

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1.	Sleet 01:17	lyrics
Breaking down garage doors Yelling with a loud roar I think I’m a dinosaur Look at me I’m on all fours I have hair beneath my feet Plus I only eat sleet Plus my legs are made of steel This is an electric eel I can rap in Spanish now Taco horse taco cow Would you like to play a game Here I’ll try to plug the drain
2.	Rapping Hot 01:26	lyrics
Now I’m towering above Vomiting a hockey puck MCB is rapping hot Golfing with a hockey rod I drive a robot horse Manufactured by Porsche Boy I like my wax boar We should get taxed more
3.	Shuttle 01:02	lyrics
Hey now I’m playing golf Come on Bry knock it out Dang that was bloody fast Now I’m in a plaster cast Drinking beer from a straw Eating roast beef raw Now I’m dropping from my shuttle Forcing you to kiss and cuddle
4.	Biscuit Kiss 01:02	lyrics
Yeah playing golf Flying thru the pole vault Mixing up a cup of mud Getting real high on suds Selling laser rays Telling you it’s lemonade You should buy one or two Lemonade is good for you MCB big boy Though I’m not the real McCoy This is quite different Here’s a biscuit kiss for Christmas
5.	Golfer B-Day Tune 01:24	lyrics
Happy 51st birthday Look I made you something slurpy Oh Bryan thank you so It’s a giant Ho Ho No it’s a mud cake That I found inside the lake Then golfer bursts out That really hurt ow Golfer jumped and hit my face Now it’s green slimy paste Happy birthday to you Now golfer sing your tune
6.	To Do 01:00	lyrics
MCB the godman Dripping with a hot flash There is nothing left to do Bry let’s golf dude Wham now you’re dead cold That was quite a lead blow I’m the rap cannonball Plus I’m now half bald
7.	Golf (Nine Wood) 01:16	lyrics
Yeah word up Pulling my shirt up Showing big tattoos One of me and one of you You’re the really ugly one I’m the one that’s super fun Or is it the other way Now I can’t remember dang Now I’m rapping more filler Breaking out a cold Miller I’m a pro pole vaulter Plus a really good golfer MCB is on the mike Going golfing with Bry Round ‘em up turn ‘em out That is how you play golf
8.	Golf (Soy Wood) 01:33	lyrics
Now I’m standing in your grass With a pink hockey mask Asking you to come out So that we can go golf MCB what you want Time for us to go hunt Yeah now we’re hunting skeet I have really hairy feet Which is really good grip Plus I have hairy lips Wood soy super good Soybean flavored wood
9.	K.O. 00:45	lyrics
Now I’m back and I’m on the mike Rapping hard every Wednesday night I only wear designer jeans My facemask is pinkish green Hey yo Bry let’s play some golf Wow you really knocked him out We get golf confused with boxing MCB is brown and foxy
10.	Let Me Out 00:47	lyrics
MCB is mammoth large Standing inside your garage Wearing bracelets made of plastic Rapping from inside my casket Blood is dripping down my shin Help somebody let me in Bryan you are in right now Help somebody let me out

about

My brother's name is Paul - he's the guitarist and I'm the rapper. We made this tape while waiting for the bus one afternoon. It is called "Paul Tape 1" (although we made other albums together, we never named any of them "Paul Tape 2").