Ten Bowls

by MCB

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1.	Porcelain Bowl 01:14	lyrics
Here is my song about porcelain bowls They are ceramically awesome yo Porcelain bowl yeah fine ceramic ware Let me grab it there oh my damn it’s fair It’s a hard bowl a big white bowl A nice tight bowl an alright bowl It’s really cool cuz it’s essentially quartz I can fit this bowl in my shorts Wow look mom the bowl fits in my shorts Bryan calm down you dork Now look at that translucent porcelain bowl This is totally ceramic yo It is sonorous and non-porous Which means it’s good to water your forest I think porcelain bowls are nifty That’s why I have more than fifty
2.	Clay Bowl 01:17	lyrics
Clay bowl no not a clavicle No nor a clay pigeon no nor a cleat I like to drink when I drink from my clay bowl Not to mention as well I eat Yes it’s a clay bowl earthy material Bad for cereal good for baking Totally plastic when moist this clay bowl’s Hard when fired like my aunt Amy My clay bowl is manufactured with Hydrous aluminum silicate elements I am the rapper the really good rapper MCB I’m as big as an elephant I like to bathe in a big clay bowl It is bigger than New York City And I use a real small clay bowl Every day when I feed my kitty
3.	Paper Bowl 01:23	lyrics
Here is a song about paper bowls They are good to look at and hold They hold food for your cat or dog And they are made from wooden logs Logs are crushed down and become paper Then the crushed logs are put in the shaper And the shaper shapes logs to bowls Then I put in the cat food yo I hope that I’ve convinced you To buy a paper bowl rather than a tin suit If you agree then wave your hands MCB is effeminate man With a paper bowl with a paper flower Signifying my stance as coward I have eight couplets for you boys Paper bowl yeah bring the noise
4.	Metal Bowl 01:31	lyrics
If you ain’t never seen nothing Then you ain’t seen my bowl of metal I was so happy when bringing it home That I almost forgot to pedal I like metal bowl better than paper Cuz you can throw them and they don’t break Plus if you get some water or food inside them They don’t evaporate Yeah it’s a metal bowl a big metal bowl It’s filled with kitty food lint or mold Cuz I got mold in my bowl Mixed with lint and kitty food yo MCB the metal bowl wielder Metal face with a metal shielder Metal staff with a metal pole Smoking crack from a metal bowl
5.	Gold Bowl 01:26	lyrics
Once your mom had a dirty bowl But I shined it up and now it’s gold So now it’s shiny and good to go Cuz it was dirty but now it’s gold Gold bowl how low can you go Rapping really takes its toll On a brother. I got a gold plated gold bowl Riding to the swap meet paid in full I’m the King of America MCB Eating cereal out of a bowl that’s green Cuz I like the gold bowl boy it’s nice Don’t look now mom I’m eating rice With two gold chopstick pseudo hot chicks These gold bowls are bowls not boxes Wow eight couplets finally finished I like gold bowls to hold my spinach
6.	Brick Bowl 01:28	lyrics
Song six in the mix Kicking it with bowl brick Yeah yo brick bowl Nice top thick hole I like brick because it’s red and grainy Plus it don’t melt when it gets rainy Plus the bricks are like slung with mortar I have a couple more bowls on order Cuz brick bowls are special order custom designed Cuz most people order other different kinds Like clay bowls or paper porcelain bowls But I like the brick cuz it’s thick and slow So now can I interest you in buying some brick In the shape of a bowl that is slow and thick OK that’s $550.97 Plus $6.33 for tax. Out of $11? OK $4.32 there’s your change Now I just gave you herpes and AIDS
7.	Small Bowl 01:17	lyrics
MCB go super cool rap slow Here is a sad flow regarding a small bowl Once I was trying to clean my room And all I had was a bowl and a broom But the bowl was too small cuz when I utilized it All I could fit is two french fries in So I was taking a real long time Just to clean this bowl of mine But after a while then I got it clean But then I heard some old lady scream And that was your mom cuz she started to choke Cuz she got the small bowl lodged in her throat So I went over did the Heimlich maneuver And your mom vomited manure And there sure enough was a bowl down there Saturated with manure and hair
8.	Party Bowl 01:29	lyrics
Song eight real great party bowl hot date I go to sleep way after eight So stay up with me and my party bowl dude And we’ll use the party bowl and both get nude Cuz the party bowl it is so fun to party with Specially whenever you’re naked and barfing it Once when the party bowl was in my possession I got all nude and boy I really looked fetching So then of course there’s partying happening Because of the way the party bowl has wacky wings That fly all around whenever we get naked Which is what happened one night to me and David Now David was already totally nude Cuz he was made that way cuz he’s a statue So now we break out the cool party bowl And now you see me and my billowing rolls
9.	Pedestrian Bowl 01:30	lyrics
A little known fact you probably don’t know Is pedestrians must use pedestrian bowls Cuz the cars and trains and big planes that dive That are zooming the streets packed and driving blind Are a life threatening risk to people who walk So that’s why they got rid of all sidewalks And instead they built a pedestrian bowl That is roughly two miles wide and half full And it’s designed to give walkers places to go So they don’t get ran over by tanks that roll Now the traffic is real safe and nobody dies Cuz the pedestrian bowl is like teeming with life And the trains and helicopters, tanks and cars Now can drive all over super fast far Cuz they don’t have to worry of hitting pedestrians Cuz all the pedestrians are always sequestered in
10.	Towel Bowl 01:22	lyrics
Now the towel bowl it is like a marvel of nature Cuz it sits on the floor and if you want it will stay there Cuz it's towel bowl, towel bowl, really nice towel bowl It is not manufactured for holding an owl though It is the bowl that holds your towel when you’re swimming Or when you are in heaven or talking to women It is shaped with the perfect shape for holding a towel And the only downfall is that it doesn’t hold owls So if you’re all wet and you need to dry off Just utilize the towel bowl cozy and soft And roll around inside it then cast it aside Cuz the towel bowl really does keep people dry But if you are a pirate and have a pet owl I’m warning you now to get a regular towel Cuz the towel bowl really is only guaranteed To dry the flesh of the human never feathers from trees