Back in Town

from Back in Town by MCB

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lyrics

So who’s the best rapper of the universe
Wearing a star spangled shirt with a striped skirt
Oh that hurts cuz that’s your outfit too
But I have a better figure, dude

Here is a nice rap I wrote by hand
And that’s one thing I can’t understand
Why other rappers don’t write their verses down
They just go off the top of their head like clowns
Write your verse down before you rap
Cuz otherwise it’ll sound all wack
Don’t try to rap off the top of the head
Cuz that’ll sound wack like I just said
Cuz then your rap will lack form and structure
And it will not sound smooth and buttery
Like this rap I wrote by hand
Big shout out to the Wu-Tang Clan

Now I come in the party and start swinging my sword
Cuz this R&B music is making me bored
My beauty is uncomparable
I have terrible flaming auburn hairballs
Coming out of Faribault, North Dakota or those whereabouts
Now it’s time to pull a chair out
Cuz I’m tired of standing around and just rapping
Where is my paycheck I’m calling my daddy
Oh who left open the back gate
Now our slack jawed donkey escaped
Now I’m on the Dog Star aiming a moon at your house
Making you shout because I pulled your spouse
Into orbit using a tractor beam laser
Hold on a second yo that was my pager
OK and then I put your spouse back down
But that’s a mistake now she’s in the wrong town
So you try to shoot me with a magnet beam
But you accidentally hit a poplar tree
So I maneuver with skillful steering
And that’s how I stole your spouse’s earrings

MCB back in town
Holding the mike up and down
Back and forth people keep dancing
This is my chorus so make romancing