S - P - I - to the NACH
No not ish it’s like mmm yes
Good stuff real nice
Real good with rice
Real good with milk
Texture like silk
Entwined with a strange combination of wool
And it tastes like cabbage until you’re full
Plus it is possessing many vitamins
Riboflavin vitamin C cytoplasm
I like to eat my spinach, fool
Cuz I know that it’s good for you
Spinach yeah that’s my theme
Squishy soft leafy green
If I wouldn’t have previously ingested
Two cans of delicious leafy spinach
This song probably wouldn’t be made
And I probably wouldn’t be rapping in it
Thus now you know the deal
Spinach is awesome tasty feels
Like seaweed, good for fast growing babies
Also helpful for fighting slavery
I am MCB’s producer
I produced this tape for him
I made the beats and all the music
And I did this chorus for him
If you like to play music loud
Or bang your furniture on the wall
Or scream and prophesy death and doom
Then you should probably soundproof your room
Here is how to soundproof your room
First you need to sweep with a broom
Then make sure your doors are shut
And now I’ll school you and tell you what
Go buy some soundproof board from Knox
Or if Knox doesn’t exist I’m shocked
Then go to Menards and buy it there
Buy it now don’t stop and stare
Nail the board on your walls real good
Now go put on a cloak and hood
And summon the Rain God to make some thunder
You won’t hear it but do not wonder
That just means your room is soundproof
Now make a sound like a dying goose
Now call your neighbors and ask if they heard you
They will not say they heard no bird, dude
Then you can tell them what you did
And they’ll be so happy they’ll split their lid
I am MCB’s producer
I produced this tape for him
I made the beats and all the music
And I did this chorus for him
UK label Def Pressé taps legendary New York hip-hop producer Blockhead for the fifth installment of their KPM Crate Diggers series. Bandcamp New & Notable May 5, 2024