MCB the shaman
Eating potatoes and steak on Ramadan
I am a gigantic horse cuz that is my animal force
Actually I’m just a bore
So watch out while I rock the mike
Cuz just like Nike I’m top flight
I have good style to breakdance too
Plus I flow like streams of puke

MCB with two feet
MCB with two hands
MCB with one head
MCB with dope raps

Now I’m back like the zodiac
Spinning a record and flowing wack
With a computer on my wrist
I give birth like a uterus
Awesome cooking that roadkill possum
Now I’m bleeding cuz I flossed ‘em
Like a wild man doing my hair like Medusa
Sucking on a lollipalooza
Getting scolded by Master Yoda
For leaving my Uzi upon the sofa
I drop so low the bass is toxic
H - E - double hockey chopsticks
Yeah watch out move your head
My eyes are shooting beams of red
Now I’m back with a can of Alpo
Making decoys of Gwyneth Paltrow
Surfing crazy riding the waves amazing
Waking as a lady
Failing to merge within the godhead
Mystically merging with my dog then

MCB with two feet
MCB with two hands
MCB with one head
MCB with dope raps

Petting my pony softly
Now I’m bleeding because I’m flossing
Mixing fiberglass with my coffee
I exist therefore I’m shopping
Pump the dope beat my name’s Disco B
Cuz I have brainwaves that you can see
I have two wings that flap around
And they can lift me up off the ground
I smell awful my hair’s a mess
But I just passed my citizen test
Now my weapon of choice is grass
Filling my garbage bag up fat
Now you’re awestruck
I brought raw duck and sawdust to the potluck
MCB with a suit that’s red
Palming the Cloud God’s balding head
Now I’m squinting and concentrating
And next thing you know yeah now it’s raining

Screaming spreading clutching my shins
Giving birth to massive wind
MCB the scarecrow
Shooting an arrow at your stereo
I’m carrying myself in a pail
Chewing violently on my tail
Looking calm with bloodshot eyes
Lightning flashes when I die

MCB with two feet
MCB with two hands
MCB with one head
MCB with dope raps