Pony Trophy

from Back in Town by MCB

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lyrics

Here is a song that you might like
When I wrote it one Friday night
It came to me in a waking vision
I was practicing nuclear fission
When all of a sudden what is this
It was roughly the size of my fist
And made of half gold half baloney
Oh look it’s a pony trophy
I think it came down out of the sky
And whispered to me Bry Bry
Then I said yo here am I
Come on down now out of the sky
You pony trophy; then it came down to hold me
And tenderly kissed me and told me
I am the half baloney half gold trophy depicting a pony
If you will hold me closely and never scold me
I will be your true one and only pony trophy

Pony trophy
Hold me closely
I'm your one and only
I'm your pony trophy
I'm half baloney
Hold me closely
I'm your one and only
I'm your pony trophy

Ever since that Friday night
When I experienced such a fright
And all my hair stood up all tight
And I went blind in my left eye
I’ve never since been so ecstatic
Not even when I cleaned my attic
And all asbestos flew up drastic
Which thenceforth aggravates my asthma
Never again will I be sent
Any portent to such end
That my half golden half baloney
Pony trophy won’t betroth me

Pony trophy
Hold me closely
I'm your one and only
I'm your pony trophy
I'm half baloney
I'm your pony trophy
I'm golden
And I'm ready for love