Standing on My Two Feet

from Back in Town by MCB

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lyrics

MCB
Standing on my two feet
Rapping with my one mouth
Making raps come out

Here I am the wedding planner with a knife
Traveling faster than the breed of lice
If I don’t get to be black when I play checkers
Then I’ll prune the feathers from off your fake leather
Now who’s the boss of the saucy rap
With a style that’s awesome but oddly wack
I’m riding my bicycle around at night
Fighting crime with a battery powered flashlight
Now I’m the cosmic androgyne forethought
Hanging Descartes by his rocks off the dock
Getting really mad cuz you spilled my ice cream
I’m like Whitesnake and he’s like pipe steam
Now I’ll end this off with a story
Once upon a time me and my friend Maury
Went to Africa where we found a beetle
Then we both got AIDS and killed some people

MCB
Standing on my two feet

If you steal my rap I will smack you
Then I’ll make you go clean my bathroom
Now I’m coming at you
Waving a mattress over my head
Looking for a place to rest
So I can lay my bed down
I’ve been awake for twelve moons
Running from hell goons and red clowns
Now I’m back with the real rap
Clamping my mouth shut like a steel trap
Can you feel that
Ah yeah that’s that funky stuff
That is ever so dainty like monkey fluff
This flower I picked for you out of my neighbor’s garden
Is smelling more better than garbage
Now I’m like a partridge
Which transformation was necessitated by the rhyming word I encountered

MCB
Standing on my two feet
Rapping with my one mouth
Making words come out