Untitled (Two Raps and an Ad-lib Rap)

from Back in Town by MCB

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lyrics

I went to Hell and got all mad
And threw a tantrum and called my dad
And he got me out and now I’m here
But I realized something weird
I think I like it better down there
So I go try to find the stairs
When I found them they locked the door
Now I’m mad I’m like shouting roar
Somebody open up down there, fools
You’re gonna make me blow my fuse
I’m so mad I’m kicking boots
Against the door and going boom
Then the door breaks and fire comes out
So I go down and start to shout
How come nobody let me in
Now the door’s broke and I’m all pissed
But they just all stand and stare
When I come near they all run scared
Now I find my usual spot
And grab my pickaxe and shovel rocks

Here is my thesis on why I’m so cool
First it’s because I totally rule
And plus I am really smart and well read
And plus I am cool like I just said
I have a flawless flow
Plus I carry a cute purse that glows
I am the anti-ghetto all-metal
Producer of organic vegetable
Toothpaste, with a waist that is size 8
And one foot stuck in the grave
Having an avalanche crush your cattle ranch
Waving a rattle and doing the avalanche battle dance
Now I’m back with a funky rap
Now you’re caught like a frog in a monkey trap
Who put this pumpkin pie in my sunken lap
That made me spill my Blatz
I have a Porsche 911
That I souped-up and transformed into a Honda Civic
You have a brand new wig
That you used to gain access to the Jane Fonda Clinic
Whoa now I’m spaced out with a gaping mouth
At the steak house hanging out

[freestyle ad-lib outro]